laurenhooper:

awlhf:

supervengers:

omvr:

yo gettin married at 22 sounds a lot like leavin a party at 9:30 pm

yeah but you get to leave the party with your favorite person on the planet, and take off all of your makeup, and put on your ugly comfortable clothes and make popcorn and curl up in your bed and watch a movie, and have sex and go to sleep, idk how that sounds like a bad thing.

And everyone else just wakes up alone and hungover.

this is the best thing ive ever heard

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kmeuh:

Elizabeth II playable in Smash Bros. 4 with various skins.

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My Dearest Dustin

kennedylejeune:

My mother’s beautiful thoughts.

Originally posted on a walk on the bright side:

(Dustin pictured with his baby sister)

I was but fifteen when your parents
brought you home from the hospital–
and you were beyond perfect,
with sweet milky breath and
locks of light brown curls.

I felt absolutely honored and
blessed to be your godmother.
I will never forget those huge,
round hazel…

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September 29, 2014

Alas, the time has come for another journal entry. Yesterday, one of my second cousins died of an overdose at the tender age of 28. I am very sad to hear of his passing, and I am even more sad to hear my mother’s distraught voice over the phone, her having been his godmother. With his passing, knowing his family, being part of his family, I cannot help feel but affected. Many family members of…

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religiousmom:

im funnier online where I can’t stutter

(via twinking)

If My Dog Could Talk

  • Dog: WAT DOING
  • Me: Nothing. I just stood up.
  • Dog: WHERE GO
  • Me: I'm literally walking 3 feet away. I'm not even leaving the room.
  • Dog: CAN I COME
  • Me: I mean sure but I'm literally just-
  • Dog: I COME TOO
  • Dog: WAT DOING
  • Me: I need to open this door.
  • Dog: I HALP
  • Me: No but you're in front of the door. Move please.
  • Dog: I HALP
  • Me: Sigh.
  • Dog: WHERE GOING
  • Me: I am going right back to the exact place I was sitting a second ago.
  • Dog: CAN I COME
  • Me: Sure.
  • Dog: I SIT IN LAP
  • Me: No please don't you are-
  • Dog: I SIT IN LAP
  • Me: No there's no room and-
  • Dog: LAP
  • Me: No, sit on the floor and I'll pet you.
  • Dog: RIGHT HERE
  • Me: That's literally on top of my leg.
  • Dog: IT'S PERFECT PET ME
  • Me: I am petting you. One second, let me just grab my glass-
  • Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
  • Me: I literally am petting you, I just needed a drink-
  • Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
  • Me: I AM
  • Dog: I SIT IN LAP
  • Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME
  • Dog: HOLD SLOBBER TOY
  • Dog: SNEEZE IN UR FACE
  • Me: .......

psa

thatonelesbiangirl:

co8alt-thief:

if you spell skeletons backwards it still spells skeletons

Man I can’t wait for Halloween to see some snoteleks

(via lilithbites)

lavaporeon:

wangs-of-freedom:

nowyoukno:

More Facts.

Of course it is.

ALL BITCHES THIS IS MY HOME TOWN TAKE A FUCKING SEAT WHILE I TELL YOU THIS STORY. GET A BOWL OF POPCORN BECAUSE THIS SHIT IS DOPE

IN THE 1940’S PORTLAND WAS PUTTING IN LAMPPOSTS AND FOR WHATEVER GOD DAMN REASON THIS ONE NEVER GOT FILLED.

IN 1946, DICK FAGAN, AN AMERICAN IRISHMAN WHO WROTE FOR THE OREGON JOURNAL, GOT BLOODY FUCKING BORED AT HIS JOB AND WOULD LOOK OUT HIS WINDOW ONTO THIS SAD EXCUSE FOR ROAD CONSTRUCTION HOLE. ONE DAY HE SAID “FUCK THIS” AND PLANTED SOME FLOWERS.

HE WROTE ABOUT THIS NEW FUCKING PARK AND SPOKE ABOUT HOW LEPRECHAUNS LIVED THERE AND SHIT. MOTHERFUCKING LEPRECHAUNS IN THE MIDDLE OF DOWNTOWN, WHAT THE SHIT.

HOLD ONTO TO THE EDGE OF YOUR SEATS BECAUSE THIS RIDE GETS EVEN BETTER. THIS PARK HOLDS A GUINNESS WORLD RECORD FOR BEING THE SMALLEST PARK WITH WITH INFORMATION SAYING “It was designated as a city park on 17 March 1948 at the behest of the city journalist Dick Fagan (USA) for snail races and as a colony for leprechauns”. MOTHER. FUCKING. SNAIL RACES. BITCHES.

IT’S EVEN BEEN PIMPED OUT OVER THE YEARS

HO HO HO MOTHERFUCKS WE CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS HERE

WE CARE ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT.

THE BEST PART IS THAT IT EVEN HAD OCCUPY PORTLAND PROTESTERS

SO I HOPE YOU FUCKING LEARNED SOMETHING TODAY ABOUT TINY ASS PARKS.

(via freakoutfarinfarout)

Responsible Boring Things

Being an adult is made up of normal days and mean grilled cheeses. Lava lamps, arguments with those in close quarters, fuck-ups, make-ups, fun times, sad times, laughs, sarcasm, orgasms, boyfriends, girlfriends, sexual encounters of multiple kinds, embrace, disgrace, embarrassment, harassment, sunny days in the park, drunk make outs in the dark, and above all: responsible boring things.

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pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

(via breakinq)

aquaticwonder:

why can’t i know famous people who can get me places 

panicacidide:

Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange. 

(via thelesstraveledroad)

smallandtinyhomeideas:


This tiny house was built by Ethan Waldman. He’s getting great reviews for a 180 page how-to decision-making book which looks like a solid resource if you are going to build tiny.
smallandtinyhomeideas:


This tiny house was built by Ethan Waldman. He’s getting great reviews for a 180 page how-to decision-making book which looks like a solid resource if you are going to build tiny.
smallandtinyhomeideas:


This tiny house was built by Ethan Waldman. He’s getting great reviews for a 180 page how-to decision-making book which looks like a solid resource if you are going to build tiny.

smallandtinyhomeideas:

This tiny house was built by Ethan Waldman. He’s getting great reviews for a 180 page how-to decision-making book which looks like a solid resource if you are going to build tiny.

(via thelesstraveledroad)